Doctor Who AU|| Brian tells his good friend Wilfred about his recent travels with the Doctor
(Source: seeyouaroundriver, via winterinthetardis)
what
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
(via saekimchi)
no matter how awful my writing may be
it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey
(Source: dontbendascend, via whatthehellhound)
A SWALLOW? CARRYING A COCONUT?!
Ah, but what is his airspeed velocity?
African or European?
It’s not a matter of where it grips it! A 5 ounce bird CANNOT carry a 1-lbs coconut!
what is your favorite color!
im so confused
But the swallow may fly south with the sun
SUPPOSE HE GRIPPED IT BY THE HUSK
But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Who’s to say the coconut isnt carrying the swallow
Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
(via sammaewinchester)
I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS
SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND
(Source: leafwhirlwind, via the-last-thyme-lord)
Are you still stuck for ideas for National Novel Writing Month? Or are you working on a novel at a more leisurely pace? Here are 102 resources on Character, Point of View, Dialogue, Plot, Conflict, Structure, Outlining, Setting, and World Building, plus some links to generate Ideas and Inspiration.
CHARACTER, POINT OF VIEW, DIALOGUE
The Universal Mary Sue Litmus Test
Priming the idea pump (A character checklist shamlessly lifted from acting)
Handling a Cast of Thousands – Part I: Getting to Know Your Characters
Establishing the Right Point of View: How to Avoid “Stepping Out of Character”
How to Start Writing in the Third Person
Web Resources for Developing Characters
What are the Sixteen Master Archetypes?
Fiction Writer’s Character Chart
Fiction Writer’s Character Chart
Villains are People, Too, But …
Top 10 Tips for Writing Dialogue
Advantages, Disadvantages and Skills (character traits)
How to Write a Character Bible
Character Development Exercises
All Your Characters Sounds the Same — And They’re Not a Hivemind!
Writing the Other: Bridging Cultural Difference for Successful Fiction
Family Echo (family tree website)
Interviewing Characters: Follow the Energy
100 Character Development Questions for Writers
Lineage Chart Layout Generator
PLOT, CONFLICT, STRUCTURE, OUTLINE
How to Write a Novel: The Snowflake Method
Effectively Outlining Your Plot
Conflict and Character within Story Structure
Ideas, Plots & Using the Premise Sheets
Creating Conflict and Sustaining Suspense
Plunge Right In … Into Your Story, That Is!
Fiction Writing Tips: Story Grid
Tips for Creating a Compelling Plot
The Thirty-six (plus one) Dramatic Situations
The Evil Overlord Devises a Plot: Excerpt from Stupid Plotting Tricks
The Hero’s Journey: Summary of the Steps
Outline Your Novel in Thirty Minutes
SETTING, WORLD BUILDING
The Art of Description: Eight Tips to Help You Bring Your Settings to Life
Creating the Perfect Setting – Part I
An Impatient Writer’s Approach to Worldbuilding
Fantasy Worldbuilding Questions
Character and Setting Interactions
Creating Fantasy and Science Fiction Worlds
Maps Workshop — Developing the Fictional World Through Mapping
IDEAS, INSPIRATION
Solve Your Problems Simply by Saying Them Out Loud
Writing Inspiration, or Sex on a Bicycle
Creative Acceleration: 11 Tips to Engineer a Productive Flow
The Seven Major Beginner Mistakes
Complete Your First Book with these 9 Simple Writing Habits
Free Association, Active Imagination, Twilight Imaging
Story Starters and Idea Generators
REVISION
One-Pass Manuscript Revision: From First Draft to Last in One Cycle
Revising Your Novel: Read What You’ve Written
Writing 101: So You Want to Write a Novel Part 3: Revising a Novel
TOOLS and SOFTWARE
My Writing Nook (online text editor; free)
Bubbl.us (online mind map application; free)
Freemind (mind map application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)
XMind (mind map application; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)
Liquid Story Binder (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $45.95; Windows, portable)
Scrivener (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $39.95; Mac)
SuperNotecard (novel organization and writing software; free trial, $29; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)
yWriter (novel organization and writing software; free; Windows, Linux, portable)
JDarkRoom (minimalist text editor; free; Windows, Mac, Linux, portable)
AutoRealm (map creation software; free; Windows, Linux with Wine)
screaming
hellloooo
(Source: ruthlesscalculus, via timerewritten)
Everybody stop everything.
It’s a YAWNING BAT.
omg
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via a-christmas-spudgy)
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHSHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
AHAHASHSHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
that’s funny.
(via mishasfuckinghipbones)
